The Adventures Of Duane And BrandO - Double Dragon lyrics

Billy: D-D-D-Double Dragon, f**in' your face. It's time to duke it. Billy and Jimmy Lee b**h, fightin' is useless. 'Bout to break out and smash to get my girl back. f**in' now it's time to taste this Sosetsuken! With the lightnin' speed, you can't be f**in' with me. I'll f**in' punch you in the face until my fist bleeds. My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my n***a. He won't think twice about pullin' the trigger. New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit. Me and my brother are the only people here legit. Damn b**h, take this fist I'm gonna steal your whip! Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm tryin' to break it, c'mon! Jimmy: I see you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself. (Pow!) Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health. Selflessly devoted member of the f** You Club. Clubbin' you like a baby seal and cuttin' you up in the tub. Billy: You see the Black Warriors? (Jimmy: Yeah.) Their sh**'s kind of whacky. The world's seen the last of-. (Jimmy: Who?) William Mackey. b**h I'm f**in' pissed, 'bout to take that whip! Hit 'em so hard they'll be sh**tin' bricks! Abobo don't know, he'll fall in a hole. Double Dragon b**h, you don't even know. About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate. Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face. 'Cause New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit. Me and my brother are the only people here legit. Damn b**h s** a dick stay away from this sh**! I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate any minute, c'mon! Jimmy: STOP! Nail time; can't touch this motherf**in' gangster rhyme. Write fail on your face with a flick of my wrist. That's how I roll know this I got lots of tricks. Both: You can't f** with this 'cause we're dangerous. Step up to the plate we'll rearrange your sh**. Jimmy: The Double Dragons, draggin' ya down to the ground. Jimmy and Billy representin'. Quit messin' around! Both: Machine Gun Willy goin' down tonight. Fightin' the Black Warriors until everything's alright again. Jimmy: Rescuin' Marian, carryin' nothin' but pain. Same sh** same f**ed up day, c'mon. Billy: Billy and Jimmy, two headbu*tin' motherf**ers. See these dragon tattoos? Don't f** around co*ks**er. Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head. You'll never beat me f**ers! I just did you're dead! *Uuuugh* Abobo: Yo motherf**ers yeah my name is Abobo. I keep my sh** tight though, and all of my homies know. Don't f**in' look at me like I'm Donkey Kong. Wrong! I'm twice as good lookin' and three times as strong. So you motherf**ers think you can just go crossin' tracks? Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks. Yeah that's right I f**in' slapped your b**h and walked away... But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay. So just get the f** back and stop a'runnin' your lips. Walkin' all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips. Doin' ballet like West Side Story in your matchin' outfits. Oh look it's Billy and Jimmy, the Double f*ggoty twins! Billy: Well listen up Abobo, you f**in' h*mo! Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, and I'll stab your a** bro. You're goin' down in the hole, you don't even know. Jump, kick to the face, takin' you down with one blow! Jimmy: Oh no little bro you k**ed Abobo! There's somethin' that I think you should know before we go: I am the Shadow Boss. (Billy: NO!) Yeah sure, why not. And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot. Billy: Well if that's how it's gotta be I'm gonna take you down too! I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, f** you! Jimmy: f** me? Haha b**h, f** me? Let's take it outside bro, then we'll see. Billy: How dare you go against me?! I trusted your sh**! I thought you was my bro, not some punk-a** b**h! A double crosser not a dragon wipe that smile off your face. Or I'll smash back and crack your f**in' jaw with a mace! Jimmy: My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard. Make you look like Charizard. I'm too legitimate to handle, bro. Like Mario put it best (Mario: "lets'a go"). Join us; don't be so stupid. Teach all of my warriors Sosetsuken. If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G. By the way, I think your girl really likes me. Billy: You can't f** with this sh** I'll f**in' k** you! Jimmy: I will give you such an atomic wedgie! Billy: I am tellin' Mom. Jimmy: How you gonna tell Mom? Billy: Keep talkin' motherf**er I'm just settin' you up for this: Fist of rage, why you act that way? I'm a better f**in' fighter than you anyway. (Jimmy: Hahahaha.) Just gimme my girl and get your a** home. Zoe's on in five-minutes you never miss that show! No no! Jimmy: What you know about the 101? Leave Zoe alone, Nickelodeon's fun. Unlike me you'd better run think twice about where you're hidin'. Big cats eat mice. My tiger-style is devastatin'. You know you love it brother don't be hatin'! Kick, punch, it's all in the method. Not mother-approved but totally kid-tested. Billy: You can't f** with this sh** I'll f**in' k** you! Jimmy: I will give you such an atomic wedgie! Billy: I am tellin' Mom. Jimmy: You wouldn't! Billy: You stupid motherf**er I'm just settin' you up for that BOOM. b**h!