She don't like p**nography When it's on the BBC She won't even look at me Oh no no no she don't love me I love Mary Whitehouse She don't love me I love Mary Whitehouse She don't love me I know she ain't that wonderful She's only trying to be helpful When she sees all those nudes She'll speak out and say That's very rude Mary Mary they think you're crazy How does your mind work With silver bells And ..... shells You're digging up the dirt