The ACTUAL God - Adolescent God (II) lyrics

Ring, ring, ring... Actual God: Hello Mom: Hi. Actual God: Hi. Mom: How bout those tigers? Actual God: Yeah. Pretty cool. Mom: Veerrry cool. Actual God: Yeah. Haha. Mom: What's so funny? Actual God: Nothing. (silence) Mom: What are you doing now? Actual God: I'm about to jump in the shower. I need to wake up. I had just taken a shower, and was naked. Mom: Well we can't wait to visit you. Did I tell you what Maya said? Actual God: I don't know. Mom: Totally out of the blue yesterday, she said "I love when Actual God burps my name." Actual God: Oh, that is cute. Mom: So cute. She can't wait to see you. Actual God: Can't wait to see her. Mom: She asked me when we were gonna visit you and I told her right after Halloween, and she gave me the biggest, heartiest hug. Actual God: Aww. Mom: Awwwwww. Actual God: Yeah. Mom: So. How's your screenplay coming? Actual God: Good. Mom: That's great. Eh - hmm...you know if it ever gets produced, I'm gonna see it, even if you don't want to show me. Actual God: (groaning sounds) Mom: What? Am I too weird? Actual God: (groaning sounds and mumble something about being predictable) Mom: I think I'd rather be too weird than too predictable. Actual God: Uh - Mom: I guess I'm a little of both. Actual God: Okay mom. Mom: (very self-conscious sounding) Okay. Actual God: (patronizing) I love you. Mom: Love you too sweetie. Honestly go f** yourself.