The Accused - The Maddest Story Ever Told lyrics

Screams and moans and bats and bones Teenage monsters in haunted homes The ghost on the stair A vampire's bite Better beware There's a full moon tonight! Aoooooooooooooh! Cannibal spiders creep and crawl Boys and ghouls having a ball Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the Mummy Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy! Heh heh heh! Aoooooooooooooh! Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds And add an old owl and the young one she breeds Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast And then you're all set for a cannibal feast! Aoooooooooooooh! Sit round a fire with this cup of brew A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you This cannibal orgy is strange to behold In the maddest story ever told! Aoooooooooooooh!