The AAA Girls - Tuck Tape lyrics

[Verse 1: Willam & All] They always want me to explain How’d you tuck, girl? Drag queens do it, some trans the same We’re all tuckers! [Pre-Chorus: All] Gender’s a mystery My dick is history! [Chorus: All] With tuck tape! Oooh Hide your dick and stuff your balls with Tuck tape! Oooh From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with Tuck tape! [Verse 2: Alaska Thunderf** & All] It takes a master to create a True beef curtains Triple A tuck tape never fails That’s for certain [Pre-Chorus: All] These bulgy messes Succeed in dresses! [Chorus: Willam & All] With tuck tape! Oooh Hide your dick and stuff your balls with Tuck tape! Oooh Scrotal skin is real damn thin so Duct tape! Oooh no! [Interlude: Willam, Alaska Thunderf**, Courtney Act & ALL] G-G-G-GENDER She sure tried it! That bubble gum You can’t deny it WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME TUCK TAPE! (Oooh) [Chorus: All] Tuck tape! Oooh Hide your dick and stuff your balls with Tuck tape! Oooh Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear Tuck tape! [Interlude: Willam, Alaska Thunderf**, Courtney Act & ALL] D-D-D-DANGER Watch behind you Your tuck is loose and We can see your balls now, Mary WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME [Chorus: All] Tuck tape! Oooh Can S-V-U report [?] Tuck tape! Oooh Your monster mash looks like a gash with Tuck tape! Oooh Your VPL can go to hell with Tuck tape! Oooh [Outro: Alaska Thunderf**, Willam, Courtney Act & ALL] Not Ace of Base on ca**ette tape I’m talkin’ ’bout tape that you use to hide your genitals! Okay I think I’ve got it! Pull this stunt on your boy front And Donald Trump will grab your- Courtney! That residue comes off with lube or glue gone Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed, fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free, Kösher, non-GMO, vegan, Halal, locally sourced coconut oil. I mean coconut oil is just amazing, there’s nothing you can’t do with it, I cook with it, I pull with it, I lube up my body with it, if you’re in a committed, loving, safe relationship, you can also use it as a… Tuck tape