The AAA Girls - Heather? lyrics

[Intro: Stacy Layne Matthews] Oooh, aaah Oooh, aaah Heather [Verse 1: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderf**] They wasn’t thinking when they let you sashay off the show If they was judging right they never would've let you go They didn’t know talent, they was trippin’, Kool-Aid sippin' They was listenin’ to Michelle And all the fandom had to suffer here without your looks No henny this, no henny that was so unwatchable But they didn’t crown you So they didn’t crown me Girl, they’ll crown anything, I never felt The feelings I’ve been feeling every since they made that choice How dare they tell you that your red outfit was not couture Oh what I wouldn’t give to have you back for season 9 Not fair [Chorus: All (Stacy Layne Matthews)] ‘Cause Stacy When you left I lost some good TV I’m still mad ‘bout season 3 Come back henny please (Come back, come back) ‘Cause who the f** is Heather? Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop? Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone and still look c*nt? Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina? Oh henny henny, who the f** is Heather? [Verse 2: Courtney Act] I can’t sleep at night, henny’s all in my mind Manila's on the radio Singing to me, “Hot couture oh oh oh oh oh oh” Wait a minute this is too cheap (too cheap) I gotta change the station [Verse 3: Willam] So I go online scrolling Raja’s page Seeing Delta still serving face I’m watching clips of you, and your glorious rack No shade to Carmen Carrera, bring them big b**bies back [Verse 4: Alaska Thunderf**] I'm downin’ fistfuls of my M&Ms Throwin’ shade, cryin’ Tryin’ to figure out what they sent you home for Got a red velvet from the store Saying, “oh why, oh why?” I lay your picture by my bedside, Stacy! [Chorus: All (Stacy Layne Matthews)] When you left I lost some good TV Gave me life on season 3 Come back henny please (Come back, come back) ‘Cause who the f** is Heather? Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop? Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone and still look c*nt? Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina? Oh henny henny, who the f** is Heather, Stacy? [Outro: Stacy Layne Matthews w/ AAA Girls in background] When I left you f**ed up season 3 Need me back on your TV Come back henny please, ‘cause who the f** is Heather? I’ma shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop I’ma eat the meat to the bone and still look c*nt Tyra was ok but my Mo'Nique was better Oh henny henny, who the f** is Heather?