The AAA Girls - Dear Uber Driver lyrics

[Intro: Alaska Thunderf**] Dear Uber driver Here’s a few things you need to know if You wanna take this full time woman for a ride [Verse 1: Willam, Courtney Act & Alaska Thunderf**] Hurry don’t be late Meet me at the gate Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps While I beat my face I’m gonna need my light My brows are even right? (No) Why you watchin’ me? Oi! Eyes on the street Now don’t avert your eyes I’m ’bout to shave my thighs And if this tuck gets any looser You’ll see a surprise Don’t play it by the book Go on it’s fine to look Like what you see? That’s fine have a peek [Pre-Chorus 1: All & Willam] You gotta know first of all I ain’t no lady Matter fact, I’m f**ing crazy b**h you better make that light Go! Go! What the f** [Chorus: All & Courtney Act] Dear Uber driver Here’s a few things you need to know if You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride (Um, shouldn’t we be taking Lyft?) Dear Uber driver Lookin’ at me, don’t you be so nervous Bet you never saw a pair of air bags look so fine (I’m too pretty to die, ahh!) [Verse 2: Alaska Thunderf**, Willam & Courtney Act] After the show tonight I’ll be drunk and high So while I’m sober take the address of this Grindr guy Wait while I get him off You know that’s never long By the way your seats Need Tide and Febreze [Pre-Chorus 2: All & Courtney Act] I already know I’m a queen I ain’t no lady Don’t be saying nothing shady I will read your whole damn life Listen here you dog a** mole [Chorus: All, Willam, & Alaska Thunderf**] Dear Uber Driver Here’s a few things you need to know if You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride (This isn’t a pool get out of my car) Dear Uber driver Don’t you know you that objects in the mirror Might be looking bigger than they do when they’re inside (Oh, it’s an 8.5 surge) [Bridge: Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderf**, & Willam] We’ll be stopping at the red light up ahead Flash your junk for me and you might get fel**tio I’m not too good to try Blowing a taxi guy I’m just a chick If you don’t mind a dick [Pre-Chorus: All & Willam] You got to know first of all I ain’t no lady But I’m fresher than a daisy Wait I wanna flash that guy (Hey, hey! Look at these) [Chorus: All & Courtney Act] Dear Uber driver Here’s a few things you need to know if You want a business from a special [?] Dear Uber driver If you wanna get that five star rating Get me to the gig And make sure I arrive alive (Click it or ticket) [Outro: All & Willam] Uber driver Now you can zip your fly