In order to combat the sudden influx of machines into our society I would like to show you a machine of rare and unusual construction It’s called an Association machine Composed of many integral parts The first being a semi-reclined percussive invertebrator, or drummer The smallest single component of the machine Is the new transistorized, model, primal-digit-flexing calculator, or lead guitar In the center of the machine we see a flexible rhythm generator, known as rhythm guitar Immediately to his left we see a manifold bifurcated facilitator Next is a consistent low-range modulator Last, but not least, the largest single component in captivity An elongated, fluting vocalizator This machine, when programmed correctly Emits a variety of sounds and rhythmic patterns Ladies and gentlemen, The Association