Bap de la bap it's a milestone around your neck Bap de la bap is checking who in retrospect Crrunching and chewing its way into the bone Congealing itself with a toy from a splintered home Bap de la bap it's an animal Bap de la bap with its left foot off Bap de la bap it follows you around Bap de la bap it splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs It's not your fault if you're seeing it stripped and bared Vasco de Gama only travelled with intent to stare A burst of hunger leaves it feeling satisfied A labrador sits on the bed With its tsetse tied Bap de la bap it's an animal Bap de la bap with its left foot off Bap de la bap it follows you around Bap de la bap it splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs How does an antelope feel when it's getting chased The same as a man with a geiger pointing in his face Bap de la bap disregards all intelligence Bap de la bap runs througgh us like a barded wire fence Bap de la bap it's an animal Bap de la bap with its left foot off Bap de la bap it follows you around Bap de la bap it splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs It splutters and it coughs (continued)