The 7-10 Splits - I Love Your Mom lyrics

[Dialogue intro] You know old friend We've been together for a long long time We've eaten ice cream Played little league Smoked our first cigarette together. But there's something I have to tell you It's really important that I tell you now Before you hear it from someone else So I hope, it's okay with you... I love your mom And I don't care who knows She looks good in her fishnet pantyhose. I love your mom Yeah it's the truth We once got busy in a telephone booth. Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad I love your mom Yeah the rumors are true We've been going out for about a year or two. I love your mom Yeah she gives good head I'm sorry to say we've done it in your bed. Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad Don't get upset At least I haven't done your sister yet. [solo] Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad Don't be so sad I'll let you call me dad dad dad