Thanks For The Add - Thanks For The Add lyrics

Gimme the mic 'cause I'm taking my life In an unexpected new direction I could care less about your breasts Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention I'm the same as I used to be But I'm doing my best to make a good impression I don't wanna go on but I don't wanna be long In this condition Did you know that I'm your biggest fan? I just wanna thank you for the add Can I introduce you to my dad Stop 'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man Or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living under ground with a fake ID 'Cause I'm a dead man Or the way I seem 'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly I'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview I'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view Gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention, tell you I'm cool I don't wanna go on but I don't wanna be long In this condition 'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man or the way I seem 'Cause I'm living under ground with a fake ID 'Cause I'm a dead man or the way I seem 'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly