Thadeus - Cold as Ice lyrics

Cold As Ice (repeat 4x) The older I get the shorter my fuse So I guess I'm similar to the scrooge And these girls must be confused If they think think I'll make them my boo Use subterfuge to get her nude A little lewd and crude I'm guess im that dude I'm just trying to let the contents of what my co*k spits Fly through the air and land on some girls coccyx Or tell them I want to have a sleep over A useful euphemism I use to get women Out of their denim and into my linen And after sinning I'm not a sentimental person I'm not the stuffed Snuffleupagus for you to snuggle up against You all swear I like her But I'll never wife her Put the p**y in my face Now I'm pied piper Cause honestly I dont really care about a strumpet Or any chic who'll purse her lips In pics Like she plays the trumpet I dont want to hear her talk Let alone argue about some dumb sh** If I was a lesser man I'd simply tell her shut up b**h Cold As Ice (repeat 4x) This girl hit me up and asked to hit the bar with me I wanted to tell her I would prefer not to like I'm Bartleby She was quite handy I wanted to tell her to quit acting so mamby-pamby Ma**age my hammies make me a sammie and hand me the panties And to the dummy broad im a demigod Gosh she was bad But I could never date her I'd go as crazy as helter skelter Plus Project Pat told me to never save her And I listen to my elders Then theres my friends fam To whom of which im not a fan Damn I really wanted to see Safe House Oh well it's not about the money in general I'll make it back and ball But more about the principle You could leave me on an island with them I still wouldn't care atoll Plus juan told me if chicks dont spread their legs Or hit their knees Then dont take them to the movies Just treat them to mickey d's Sheesh I need a Carhartt for my heart Even if it was 85 degrees I could still make any f**ing fleece freeze