Tha Liks - 40 OZ Quartet Part II lyrics

Lazy-a** gentlemans may I have yo' drunk-a** attention please Comin to you motherf**ers live on stage here tonight I'd like to present the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated Most anpissipated, group of our time the 40 Oz, Quartet Take it away, gentlemans It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip Of this concoction - pa** it to a n***a like Stockton Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney To find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone I wish they'd leave my head alone, I'm just an alkie to the bone They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!" Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish Ohhhh I like the gir with the fat backs But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that Straight out of order sign on the weenie Wasted chips buyin a b**h a gang of apple martinis I'm just a drunk (I can't help myself) I'm just a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf) I'm just a drunk (No I can't help myself) I'm just a drunk