Tha Joker (US) - Why So Serious lyrics

[Intro: From Batman] Look at these scars My father was a drinker, and a fiend One night he goes of a little crazier than usual Mommy get the kitchen knife to defend herself He dosnt like that Not one bit So, me watching he takes the knife to her luaghing while does it He turns to me and says "Why so Serious" He comes at me with the knife "Why so serious!" He sticks the blade in my mouth "Let's put a smile on that face" And... Why so Serious (x4) Ah hahaha hahahaha Why why why why so serious(x3) [Hook: Tha Joker] Why so serious Why why so serious You are now listenin' to the coldest n***a period Coldest n***a period C- C- C- Coldest n***a period You are now listenin' to the coldest n***a period Why Why Why so serious why why so serious You are now listenin' to the coldest n***a period Coldest n***a period C-C-C-Coldest n***a period You are now listenin' to the coldest n***a period [Verse 1: Tha Joker] I'm riding somewhere next to God I'm so fly when I speak Just look down at my feet and you'll see nothing is beneath Haven't met one that could compete Still I don't know relaxing Coldest rapper period some one get me a maxi My buzz is getting mad But still these haters feeling sour You n***as artificial like undying flowers You motherf**ers cowards But act like you ain't scary These rappers got no balls Like broken black berries I feel like I'm examed I got all the b**hes checking My money got these hoes getting off Like an exit Got your baby mama riding You can hear the saddle slapping Hitting corners in that p**y Swear my dick be Cadillacing Give me One more drink In the club straight acting New polo shirt Ralph Lauren straight jacket Ya I see you tote a gun But I bet that you won't shoot it If a n***a bug me I'm starship troop him I'm the coldest ever done it I am truly If these haters had a chance to live my life Then they would do it But the only thing for certain in life is a casket So all do is smoke I think I blew my head gasket They make a party song Shoot a video or two Then watch they numbers fall like the wrong Jenga move So I'm sticking to the code got all the real n***as cheering Wake up getting blunted, call it morning rocketeering And haters never heard So we just shoot 'em birds And drop the hardest sh** So please just listen to my turd Please just listen to my words Hear the messages within Oh no I don't gas them up Its like my fans are hybrid Never catch my eye lids And it's because I grind more So you can't see me Like like like the ocean floor Missisippi in the door Feeling like the last hope Tell them why so serious You know it's cause you broke Hahahahaha [Hook] [Exit] Why why why why so serious Why so serious