Tex Isley - Whoa Mule lyrics

Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane Hold right to the sleigh I went up on the mountain to get me a sack of corn Raccoon set his dog on me and the possum blowed his horn Whoa, whoa mule I holler Tie a knot in that mule's tail and he'll go through the collar Went up on the mountain, give my horn a blow Thought I heard some pretty girl say, yonder come my beau Whoa, whoa mule I say Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane Hold right to the sleigh Whoa, whoa mule I holler Tie a knot in that mule's tail and he'll go through the collar I would not marry a tall slim gal, tell you the reason why Her neck's so long and stringy I'm afraid she'd never die Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane Hold right to the sleigh I went to kiss my gal last night, I thought I would do it sneakin' I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the doggone thing was leakin' Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane Hold right to the sleigh A peanut sitting on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter Around the curve come a pa**enger train, toot toot, peanut bu*ter' Whoa, mule, whoa mule I say Keep your seat, Miss Liza Jane Hold right to the sleigh