Tess - I can't go to work lyrics

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry I'm going blind in my right eye My tonsils are as big as rocks I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue It might be the instamatic flu I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke I'm sure that my left leg is broke My hip hurts when I move my chin My belly bu*ton's caving in My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained My 'pendix pains each time it rains My toes are cold, my toes are numb I have a sliver in my thumb My neck is stiff, my voice is weak I hardly whisper when I speak My tongue is filling up my mouth I think my hair is falling out My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight My temperature is one-o-eight My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear There's a hole inside my ear I have a hangnail, and my heart is ... What? What's that? What's that you say? You say today is .............. Saturday? Good bye, I'm going out to play!”