Tell me whatever happened to Jesus Ahhh where did that good old boy go Did you leave him behind back in Texas Or did he just hide In the devil's disguise Somewhere in your soul And Tell me whatever happened to Mary Whatever happened to her sweet dreams Did she leave them behind with her Childhood Or just trade em in On a tube Of Maybellene ... ahhh Maybellene, why can't you be true Yeah Maybellene, why can't you be true You done started back doin them thangs you used to do... You done started back doin them thangs you used to do