Terry Adams - Who Put the Garlic in the Glue? lyrics

[Verse 1] Who made the kitchen table blue? Who called the Irishman a Jew? Who left the bible in the pew? Who put the gloves on the kangaroo? But the main thing I want to ask you: [Chorus] Who put the garlic in the glue? Who put the garlic in the glue? [Verse 2] Who put sick and tired together? What is a bad go-getter? Who put the horse on the sweater? Well, I told them they shoulda known better But the main thing I want to ask you: [Chorus] Who put the garlic in the glue? Who put the garlic in the glue? [Bridge] Twenty-nine [?] and fifteen tubes [?], ask the boy What you gonna do? Well, I [?] but, oh, what a loss [Verse 3] Who [?] a [?] around the shoe? Who picked 'em all and took the few? [?] what you wanna do Why'd they have to go and make something new? But the main thing I want to ask you: [Outro] Who put the garlic in the glue? Who put the garlic in the glue? Who put the garlic in the glue? Who put the garlic in the glue? SHOE!