If I had Pica**o's hands Oh, the world I'd draw If I had Einstein's brain Oh, the good I'd do It's like tryin' to sail When I'm no where near the sea Some things come so easily Not for me Chances have come and gone I've said hello and said so long Missed the boat and caught a train Lost my turn Time and again It's like tryin' to sail When I'm no where near the sea Some things come so easily Not for me Lately I've been thinkin' I need to rest a while You can go on chasin' down the moon Hey, I'm no Mickey Mantle But I got his smile I cry till I laugh That's what I do On the dance floor I'm no Fred Astair I've got two left feet and I don't care Without grace I still pray With the answers light years away It's like tryin' to sail When I'm no where near the sea Some things come so easily Not for me Not for me Not for me If I had Pica**o's hands Oh, the world I'd draw And if I had Einstein's brain …