Terri Hendrix - Clicker lyrics

Springer's on TV again talkin with the KU KLUX KLAN Got the clicker in my hand I need to get a life Everyone looks double dumb Backwoods moonshine low rent scum Highlight of my night at home I need to get a life (Chorus) Someone asked me 10 years ago "Where will you be 10 years from now?" I said "I didn't know." I need to get a life Now we're on to Real TV videos of tragedies Caught on tape for all to see for those that need a life Watcha gunna do when they come for you Bad Boys Bad Boys watcha gunna do Mouth breathers get a clue and need to get a life (Repeat Chorus) You can change the channel you can change the scene I tell myself this everyday in front of my TV screen Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Got the clicker in my hand Changing channels once again You can buy religion you can buy a life If you send them money they'll pray for you True believers faint on cue I believe God is free for those that need a life Next stop is 1-900 call a girl tonight Blonde or black they talk back to those that need a life I need a life I need a clue An infomercial with a lil' glue Something I can stick to to claim I have a life (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Chorus) Springer's on TV again with who did who with who's best friend I got the clicker in my hand I need to get a life I need to get a life What could be sicker than me with my clicker