Uh, turn the beat up, Uh [Hook 1] Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be ice cream Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, a poardy Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be beverages Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, a poardy [Verse 1] Me and my friends are having a poardy You're invited so dont be tardy The poardy starts precisely at eight Dont be late Me and my friends love board games We'll have Twister and Chutess and Ladders Don't get mad if you lose That's bad sportsmanship [Hook 2] Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be potato chips Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, a poardy Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be (inaudible) Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, A poardy [Verse 2] Come to the poardy, let's have fun Let's eat pizza, Let's play darts Let's hit the pool in our trunks Let's play marco polo I hope you like potatoes, I've got a bunch We can make mashed potatoes, or even french fries I also have a blender So we can make stuff with that too (Now when I say 'poardy,' You say 'poardy' Poardy Poardy When I say 'me and my friends,' You say 'are having a poardy' Po-m-me and my- When I say 'chips' you say 'dip' Chips Chips When I say, um, it's a, it's a poardy) [Hook 3] Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be Nintendo '64 Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, a poardy Me and my friends are having a poardy And at the poardy There's gonna be a chocolate fountain Me and my friends are having a poardy A poardy, a poardy