Tenacious D - 39 lyrics

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight I think about her every damn night 39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me I'm 49, drinkin' white wine Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more From now on I got my 39 year-old who*e Oh! Don't you call her a who*e I'll f**in' tear your esophagus out She's sweet and she's getting old And she's mine, to have and to hold She needs a dentist appointment quick I pay for it and she s**a my dick When we text each other, I fiddle with my an*s Ahh, stick a finger in it! Then a f**in' didariddly doo And I f**in' gots to spew Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe Get me a tissue Chardonnay in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight I like it cause I don't feel scared She's 39, I'm in my underwear Here she comes, comin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door! I open the door There she is, not too bad, good enough 39 year-old lady, young enough for me b**bies droopin', but she's good enough for me Trimmed her p**y hairs, good enough for me Mature woman, she's my lady Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah She ain't gonna be f**in' around with no other guys Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady Special lady We can see a f**in' movie And agree it's a total piece of sh** Comfortable shoes, never lose We can f**in' talk about some things She don't need no diamond rings She don't need no diamond rings