The Friday cars pour people Like the bearded bar-man pours drinks And everybody's lookin' good Though not as good as they all think But attitude is everything Shouts a lady as they open up the doors And everybody starts pushing To get a spot on the checkered dance floor CHORUS: It's all aboard the Disco Bus The party place on wheels You never know just where you're goin' But you like just how it feels Yeah, it's all aboard the Disco Bus It's the 21st century The drinks here may be pricey But the good times they're all free (end of chorus) DJ Toby's in the corner Layin' down a funky beat While the sequin-studded cowboy Looks for a cowgirl he'd like to meet Outside the cityscape changes And the landmarks pa** me by But inside it's a party And everybody's getting high CHORUS Worries can't catch this train And neither can the cops Cause once the party's in motion The bus ain't stoppin' till it stops So all you lonely souls out there Listen close and heed the call Join the fun and hitch a ride On the world's first moving dance hall CHORUS