Television Personalities - Ex-Girlfriend Club lyrics

Hi Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella You said you give me a-attack I got no style I'm strictly words Me got no style Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Help yourself to the salad bar I'm in a corner how am I gonna do it Don't know what else I can do Rub a dub Rub a dub dub Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada I said you give me a-attack You wonder why I act like a fool Because you treat me like one You're not home Oh I see how it is Oh each one to one Why don't you say it to my face My face turns pale when I get your emails You know where I live! You know where I live! Oh it's me with my tail between my legs? Sorry! So you give me a- attack Me got no style I'm strictly words Oh then stop wa*king Hi, Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club How many ways could I express my love for you? I should've given her a good slap! Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Running around town with my head held down No feelings in my hands You're a bit too young to understand Don't be fooled by looks! I'm still daddy from the block What time is it? Now I can't love We can still remember can't we I got an email today from puff daddy He likes how I sing Maybe I should get a tattoo some bling bling! So you give me a- attack Rub a dub Rub a dub dub Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club All aboard Have a nice day, I'm gradually turning gay Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club...