Teddy Roxpin - Captain Caveman lyrics

[Intro] Cavemen (Got to be a joker, he just do what he please) Captain Caveman (Got to be a joker, he just do what he please) Cavvvvvvemannnnnnn! (Got to be a joker, he just do what he please) [Hook: Apathy x2] Cause I'm a motherf**ing (Caveman) A motherf**ing (Neanderthal) Dragging b**hes by the hair, dead bodies everywhere, I'm a motherf**ing (Cavvvvvvemannnnnnn!) [Verse One: Apathy] I'm the cryogenically frozen, released in an explosion The labs on fire, meltin' the ice exposin' A 6'2" club swingin', knuckle draggin' Cro Magnon, Wal-Mart, white trash, pistol packin' Beer chuggin', titty lovin', date rape druggin' Thuggin' in the Dunkin' Donut parking lot, engine runnin' In my pickup truck, pick up s*uts I ain't even picky get the p**y from this hussy I a honkey leavin' hickys on her (Caveman) A whole different demographic Anti democratic, conservative, hate f*ggots Belly like a cannonball, modern day Neanderthal Might've k**ed a mammoth in my youth but I can't recall (Captain) Caveman in need of a brain scan, baby I like it raw An Ol'Dirty Kane fan Evolved from a troglodyte, paintin' cave art Stealin' panties out of K-Mart [Hook x2] [Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man] Uncivilized, sub species, the cracker, the white Troglodyte type, I'm a carnivorous Amorite Been to the Gates Of Heaven but was already rejected I'm the blue eyed, pitch fork swingin', leprosy infectin' Nubian sisters, please stay away, better watch out I'm the Caucasoid germ your daddy warned you about Cave boy, cowboy, pistol in both holsters I don't just rape women, I rape whole countries, I rape cultures It's hard for me to be alive and stay righteous I'm the guy that f**ed the monkey and started the AIDS virus I'm the Walt Disney creator of Uncle Remus I'm the blue eyed painting of the white Jesus I've been a demon since I was a fetus Carvin' the nose off Egyptian sculptures Hidin' the black features I swing low like Jim Crow, I'm the dope dealer I'm the Rock & Roll/Jazz/Rhythm Blues/Soul stealer I'm the law makin', law breakin' The nation's celebrating Satan every four years at the inauguration And the White House is the plantation The white boy, the negative naysayin' The wrestling, lacrosse playin' Bad breath stinkin', teeth decayin', bathing in bacon I'm the bar brawlin', bra** knuckle, bottle breakin' The caveman! (Cavvvvvvemannnnnnn!) [Hook x2] [Verse 3: Celph Titled] The pale Cuban, hairy chest, bearded ba*tard Drinkin' beer faster, tractor truck steer rappers to pack it up So here after the Caveman stomps shake the ground This ape was found rippin' Rachael Rae out of that apron gown No respect I give, the best that deal with skeet dispersal, be concerned My heart's so cold my ribs got freezer burn Walked into a slaughterhouse and got hungry for a Big Mac Found me a slab of meat and had a feast of rib racks Baseball bat at your mug Yeah I should be doin' arenas, but I'm more popular with clubs Fred Flintstone's a f*ggot The Geico guys are f*ggots Collect their flesh, Celph Titled is so savage Brutal, primate, irate, I erase whatever I face Alligator pit usin' humans as live bait Committin' murders at high rates I'm quick to slice a f**, the cops try a stunt they'll need their motherf**in' riot pump Undeveloped forehead Harder than a Foreman Grill Football punted your head and it's in orbit still The more I k** the more my primitive mind Wants to go behind enemy lines and place proximity mines It's been century's time, I don't evolve I stay raw Hunt for prey and never take the day off I made a god damn grizzly bear a fur coat Pig skin, arrow pouch, foul talk, no sterile mouth I'm a... (Cavvvvvvemannnnnnn!)