Teddy Riley - It's Funny lyrics

(Yeah!) Motherf** the club I got 'em packed in my house, pro wrestlin' in the tub Look-lookin' like a scene, [?] Get real Ain't no trickin' ain't no tippin' Just yo' lips gettin' filled And I'm feelin kinda horny Do I make you horny, hot like chili con carne? (Ah yeah yeah yeah) I'm just that guy Homie no lie Nas ain't this fly I heard the questions, here the answers: Yes the west is back The best on track and k**in' rap I got it rap They feelin' that Comin' back Fiendin' like I'm dealing crack In fact, I'm so dope, the Freeway Rick of rap It's the abominable snowman Phenomenal flow, man I'm 21st Rollin' And with size 13s on the sidewalk strollin' I know you mad that I'm the sh** But blow it out your colon [Hook:] It's funny (ha hahahaha ha!) Rappers be lying, ain't got no money It's funny (ha hahahaha ha!) Same b**hes used to diss us puttin' kisses all on me My my, what a difference a day makes What a difference that Dre makes It's like I got the same face They treat me so different when I walk in the same place Them haters wanna hug me now they love me It's funny (Yawn) Turn on the radio, I'm so bored It's musical soft p**n, I need that hardcore (I said) Turn on the radio, I'm so bored It's musical soft p**n, I need that hardcore Please These b**h n***as ain't bumpin' Them flimsy raps is Cinemax, never show me nothin' You bend the facts, spin your plaques Spin your wax and spin your caps Ventilate your fitted with so many mags Not small, I mean many mags You can buff, act tough One strap would crack open All y'all six packs So go on, b**h, press one, [?] chest I could get your whole family touched like incest My bad, I'm supposed to rap fun Even though I am let me put away the gun You wanna make bread, I'll show you how it's done n***a I'll sell you like I told you where babies come from [Hook] n***a can't, never could And should, never would That's why procrastinatin' n***as is still broke in the hood Call my ride Noah's Ark, dashboard all wood Take two of each chick and stick em in the whip Blacks, Whites, Latinos, Indians, Asians There's too many to mention Got 'em all like United Nations Flow so cold, in the summer got 'em shaking Forcin' animals into premature hibernation I'm so cool, I'm freezing, the reason n***as putting Christmas lights up in the wrong season Ain't no teasing, just dick pleasing Moby Dick there she blow where I'm breezin' Rhymes so sick the ad libs keep sneezing (achoo!) When I was broke used to put me on Izods But now I'm fixed now they put me on iPods It makes me laugh 'cause now the haters want my autograph [Hook]