Well, I met a girl named Lady Cobra Her black heart beats crimson and clover She gives me chills and fever blisters She's serving spells and voodoo shakes Well, she just wants to get me high Stick a needle in my eye Reeks like hell, lost in temptation Rubbing on my inner demons I don't want a suicide, I don't want this to end I just want to be your friend Cuddle up with me real tight Talk to me by candlelight Do you want to play a game of Twister? Like a dirty old man with a babysitter? I don't want a suicide, I don't want this to end I just want to be a friend Well, I don't want to make you cry Cross my heart and hope to die Drawing blood and lonely stars Drinking piss for cheap guitars I don't want a suicide, I don't want this to end I just want to be a friend Oh, your friend