Tecla - Going on Tour lyrics

[Fat Tony] So many times… I never knew… [Tom Cruz] I had to go on tour First, I thought we were cool and sh** was like a dream But now I really know that it ain't what it seem You asking bout a who*e, how much can I endure? f** my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] I gives a f** what you say, girl [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] f** that, I'ma do it anyway, girl [Fat Tony] Now I like to sleep in on the weekends but this weekend I'm in Cleveland Getting wasted in the P.M., got Dayton the next evening Getting higher in Ohio, we got hired in Ohio For a forty city tour, rider thicker than a bible Told Jason tell the venue we gon' miss the soundcheck Brought our own engineer, Paul, he's a sound vet Making sure we sound correct, now I don't mean no disrespect But tell the club to cut the f**in' check before I do my set Got all my bags packed, hat to match what I'm wearing When I'm colored coordinated I got all the ladies staring Had a fight with my girl and her motherf**in' parents But I bet she won't be b**hin' when I buy her Donna Karan [Tom Cruz] First, I thought we were cool and sh** was like a dream But now I really know that it ain't what it seem Cause you asking bout a who*e, how much can I endure? f** my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] I gives a f** what you say, girl [Tecla] You ain't going on tour [Tom Cruz] Nah, f** that, I'ma do it anyway, girl And my girl say, "to love someone, do you know what it means?" "I'm mad cause you f**ed a girl from the Grenadines" "And I'm mad cause you f**ed a girl from the Philippines" "I'm mad cause you acting just like a philistine" I said, yeah girl, I understand I know what you mean You mad I got these girls calling the house like Billie Jean They say I'm the one And they right, I'm Top Gun You want this gun on safety, but girl, you can't make me I'm like a toddler, I wanna do it all by myself I'm all natural so I'm doing it for my health If I don't get away from you, Lord knows what I'm bout to do It's better if I go on tour and get this cheddar [Fat Tony] Day 38, and I can't wait to see your face I've been missing your kissing, road tripping from to state to state I wish to whisk you away into a place that we could mate After we tear up a plate in my newly owned estate But I'm not missing your b**hin' Your flippin', trippin' Your rippin' the dishes out of this kitchen This house feels like a prison And I can't stand it but I love you, goddamnit So I'm breaking free like Houdini Holla if you see me [Tom Cruz] Could have swore that we was cool and sh** was like a dream But now I really know that, that ain't what it seem You asking bout a who*e, how much can I endure? f** my girl, man, I'm going on tour [Tecla] You ain't going, you ain't going You ain't going on tour I just want...