Tech N9ne - Klusterfuk lyrics

[Intro: Tech N9ne] I was born in November, 8th day, 1971st y'all 9 o'clock in the morning a Christian girl In Kansas City gave birth, yaah She taught the kid how to love And give all praises to our maker 'til the earth fall Then mama married a m**m when I was 12 And the transition was the worst y'all I converted to Islam, but every once in awhile I'd read a bible verse, yaah How am I to refrain from eatin' pork And havin' Christmas when I thirst ahh? All of this it was blended, many religions Plenty women down my shirt, yaah At home no longer attended When I was 17, I bounced like a nerf ball [Verse: Tech N9ne] Yeeeeah! (Spit a bit quick!) My day, I slay, Pai Mei, trick, (don't get a b**h hit!) I'm Master Ip'in it, I'm flyin' around with equipment Really big time and now I'm not fitness, b**h I'm ridin' around and I'm grittin' it To the people, the people, that want the evil I'm givin' you That and a coupla others a (Klusterfuk!) Of a brotha which you discover I (Crush mucks up!) In the gutter cause I'm a thug and their (Tough just struck!) On you mo'f**ers I'll be the blood brother Givin' you love from a slug if you bug on a n***a Tug on a trigga, no hugs, I'mma kiss her with Grudges and plug her with d** when I give her dick Fatherly when I spit on these kiddies, don't bother me In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany Red all over me like I hit a artery f** all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, just swallow me If you follow me and wanted to abolish me When I'm honestly straight oddity I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked sh** (Spit a bit quick!) Ready whenever, machete will sever the head or Be dead up then the leg up in the metal and (Big thick bricks!) Pucker up, s** this nutter bu*ter, gutter s*ut If you wonder what is uttered this is Klusterfuk! Ever seen a n***a with hella followers And they love a n***a so much if he wanna to tell them to k**? Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! And they will! So ya better watch that, no it ain't a shock tactic, got that bit down to the grill Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heeeh! Way real! I got the sh** that get the crowd jumpin' Moshin', a lotta thumpin', silly just like a drunken monkey! n***a, we punkin' flunkies! k**a, we krunk and funky! Uhh, pumpin' chunky! Uhh, booty b**hes in the bunk with a donkey, eh! Crazy, I might be way in my psyche, laid as a bright P.A Playin', they wanna fight me They don't really like me Day and the night replay Yeah, I'm good and a little bit of evil Inside of me, they about equal Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut I'm a Klusterfuk, n***a y'all is just (Fecal!) [Hook 1: Tech N9ne] Growin' up low enough must have s**ed (People!) Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk (Fecal!) Growin' up low enough must have s**ed (People!) Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk [Interlude: Sa**y] Talk about growin' up f**ed up I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew Her fanatical religious views had me sittin' in pews eight days a week And because of that, me and God didn't speak for a while Now I crack a smile when I'm asked my religious preference I utter a Tech N9ne reference replying: "I'm a Klusterfuk" I mixed up all the stuff that religion had to offer Boiled it in my cauldron 'till the bullsh** burned off it, all that was left was love I can't say I always rise above the trivial sh** in my life, cause I don't Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin' I've done a lot of d**, sh**, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end As long as I'm aligned with love, then I know I'm livin' righteous [Hook 2: Tech N9ne] (2X) By a landslide my energy! Will k** a man, why try mimic me?! Cause the fans tied identically! Love it when the fans buy my memories! [Hook 1 & 2] (2X) By a landslide my energy! (Growin' up low enough must have s**ed) Will k** a man, why try mimic me?! Cause the fans tied identically! (Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories!