Tech N9ne - Hood connection lyrics

Introduction With Woman Speaking] And now for America's Number One Show! "The Hood Connection" With your host Rob Ethan [Rap Song] Hood Connect – It's strictly about the s** It's the Hood Connect – we take the b**h and take her s** Hood Connect – It's strictly about the s** It's just the Hood Connect Well Ta Ta Da Ra Ta Ta Ta [Rob Ethan] Well hello! And welcome to the hood connection Today's contestant is actually tore between 3 women That's his wife, his b**h and his girl! [Audience - Claps] Oh [Rob Ethan] I can't wait to see how this one pans out! But first a word from our sponsor [Commerical] Are you a dope dealer A prostitute A pimp k**er Gang- banger Bank robber Or any other criminal that wants to be in the music industry Come to Strange Music – where old sh** ain't nothin' Come join Team Strange – Where we deal with bullsh** like cuts court case Sex crazy s** scandals Project dead mans crowd and surfing law suits Scatter man and Strange Strange Strange Music Incorporated where bullsh** ain't nothing Call Strange NOW! 555 JOIN NOW [Tech N9ne] What up this is Tech N9ne we kickin it – ya Strange Music! Where bullsh** ain't nuthin' [Commerical] Bakers Calliko Not INCLUDED! [Rob Ethan] And we are back on THE HOOD CONNECTION – Where we left our contestant had a choice between his wife – His b**h – his girl – or you can take them all for the win – With the spin of that wheel. What's it gonna be? [Tech N9ne] I think I'm gonna go for the spin Rob I think I'm gonna go for the spin [Rob Ethan] He's gonna go for the spin! [Tech N9ne] Here, we go, I'm gonna spin this mutherf**er!