Cancel the wedding renounce all the vows I shall s** on those kisses ride on a cow To the monastery high over there in the clouds Silent for 25 years I saw you collide with the history teacher Watched finger tips brush over coffee and Nietzche If he is your type who am I to beseech you To stay here for 25 years You tell him I cared say I was earthy Steadfast and honest but not really worthy See how I feel when you're bleeding for mercy Maybe in 25 years Stones in my heart there's a lump in my throat Spare a cent for the misfit dime for his goat I'll love you and leave you my favorite coat Had it for 25 years Black curtains Wish me well