Teamheadkick - It's All About Reach lyrics

[Verse 1] I've been a Halo fanboy, since back in the day The best shooter ever just got the major upgrade Spent the whole last decade hanging with the chief Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST The game is sick like internet p**n Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin' On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me Multiplayer motherf**er, this time I'm getting crazy Take your whole team out, cause I'm that fast Like a gay dinosaur you'll be a Megasorea** I ain't done with you son, its time to run and gun I get to steppin' my weapon be blastin noobs for fun DMR be banging out steady, I'm on the ready Headshottin' little grunts, popping out confetti Sneaking up behind you and a**a**inate you quick Mad love for Bungie, this game is so sick While you be lagging, I be fragging, straight making it rain The tactics are scary Legendary Campaign Cap the flag, armor lock, head hunter, playing swat Pop your head around the corner and then you get dropped Can't stop cause the epic firefight goes on Smoking your a** like I was Cheech and Chong [Hook] No More Halo 3 It's all about REACH Halo Reach No ODST It's all about REACH Halo Reach [Verse 2] Teabagging your grill, because I'm a face humper Hoping around like a rabbit, cause I'm using bumper jumper And truthfully I never really liked the elites But that's all changed now, because Bungie made them beast Snipers hot, 1 shot, no scope to your face I'm the muthaf**ing king of the sticky grenades Across the map, your trapped, and I'll toss it up Its will stick to your face, you'll be like "what the f**?" Loadouts so leet you that you can't believe Sprint, holographic decoy, invisibility A shottie spree, and a sword beat down Then getting Bulltrue's cause you're a clown I feel right at home with those old school maps Double k**, Triple k**, Over k**, k**tac Running you down on the Mongoose son The Hog and the Ghost and the Scorpion Its fun to play Reach all night In fact, f**, there goes a year of my life You and me, yep, we got a date On Blood Gulch, you're straight getting raped By the tank, so thanks for that running riot I'll stretch you out like your on a diet Being all sneaky as a deceiver Then I'll blast you in your head like you were Justin Bieber [Hook] [Verse 3] Wait, what's that, man? It smells like feces Oh damn, it's the Covenant species The Elites, the Hunters, the Brutes and the Skirmishers Jackals, the Drones, the Grunts and the Engineers I'm a Spartan, so s** my wiener And I'm like Chuck Norris when it comes to the arena Oh no, where do we go? You just got your motherf**in' a** kicked at Halo, again! My friend, it's the Uber Rap 2 I'm back, fully stacked, they got nothing to prove I love this game, there ain't no fakin' Spend all of my time up in Matchmaking Lookin' goddamn s**y with armor and recon Say goodbye to your life and say hello to your mom You camp so much that you need a tent It's like Froman cookin' up marshmellows and sh** Health is gettin' low, so I'm trying to survive But you're the freakin' heli-k**er on Xbox Live You couldn't hit a fat chick even with a sword And since I'm talkin' sh**, let's talk about Forge Forge World is bigger than Oprah's a** Bigger than Bill Gates's cash or Lady Gaga's moustache Stay away BK, cause your team is trash I play so much I got an MLG rash [Hook]