Teamheadkick - Jedi Bong Hits lyrics

[Intro] There's no weed on Tatooine Jedi Bong Hits [TEAMHEADKICK] Smoke a lot of weed, and well, the truth is You can guarantee, so does George Lucas Just take a look around at the Star Wars Universe You might have done some d**, but he did 'em all first We sell to both sides, everyone gets higher The Rebel Alliance and the Empire Dagobah Green is the holy god sh** And weed is what we sling with the Jedi Bong Hits (Jedi Bong Hits) Woo-hoo! Dagobah Green (Jedi Bong Hits) [JT Machinima] Here, it's all you [TEAMHEADKICK] I'm good, bro Smokin' a bowl with my main man Vader Can't find the lighter? Then use the Lightsaber Fat a** Jabba stay outta my business Inhale the vapor for your carbonite sickness When you take a hit of this sh** into your lungs Now you're filled up with dank Midi-chlorians Buckle up, sit back, enjoy the ride Cause even the Sarlacc is chill tokin' on the Dark Side [JT Machinima] I called Han Solo to smugle my dope When I went to pick it up, he said it all got smoked I was like: C-3PO, make me lunch, please [C-3PO] I'm sorry, sir Chewbacca has the munchies [JT Machinima] Now we doing lightspeed while the Wookie's tripping balls Smokin' Gungan Skunk Weed cause my ganja's gone [Jar Jar Binks] Pa** da bong, meesa wants another hit [JT Machinima] You can have it, Jar Jar I'm done with this sh** [TEAMHEADKICK] Leia's outfit is kind of see-through I hide my best chronic in R2-D2 Doing hash and wax with my boy Darth Maul Ten bags of Dagobah, we smoked'em all That ain't a moon, it's a battle station Galactic headshop for legalization Too high to drive, turn a little tighter Clip a Star Destroyer, swerve a TIE Fighter [JT Machinima] Cuttin' Corusant Kush with my Alderaan Maui If you ain't 'bout the green, you can get the f** outtie Rolling up a blunt, dope straight outta Bespin Got a DUI when I crashed my f**in' X-Wing Ever met a member of the Jedi Council? Me and Mace Windu each smoked an ounce, ill He ate the roach and chased it with bong water Then he told me 'bout Padme and the mind tricks he taught her [Hook] There's no weed on Tatooine Jedi Bong Hits (2x) [JT Machinima] Stormtroopers kick back, f**in' get down with me When I'm rippin' Rebel reefer up in f**in' Cloud City Hits like a freight train, almost got sick When Admiral Ackbar hotboxed the starship He had a fat blunt, then he damn near snapped He's runnin' up and down the ship screaming "IT'S A TRAP!" A made fluke (oops), I smoked a doobie with Luke I'll never do that again, dude is depressing as fook [TEAMHEADKICK] Pack the Dagobah Green into the pipe and spark it I'm trying to light it (stay on target) Stormtroopers are bangin' on drums Ewoks borgartin' the joints, f**in' bums It's puff puff pa**, puff puff pa** Obi-Wan Kenobi can blow me cause I'm too fast Tearin' that bowl up like Bantha Fodder Doin' shotgun kisses with Amidala [JT Machinima] When I'm stoned off my balls, I'm a sick pod racer Packin' up a bowl with some Tusken raiders Those motherf**ers go hard Don't invite Sebulba, that dude's a narc I made the Kessel run in less then 12 parsecs Travel 'round the galaxy for interstellar star s** And I always cut a mean deal for my boys (I'll trade you an eighth for those two droids) [TEAMHEADKICK] Senator Palpatine has a condition He went to the council for a Dagobah prescription You can get baked just off the aroma Yoda smokes Dagobah Green for glaucoma He's the Willie Nelson of the universe Smokes so much reefer that he talks in reverse He's a green machine, he loves to get high [Yoda] Do or do not There is no try [Darth Vader] Luke, I am your father [JT Machinima] Well, I'm so baked that I can't be bothered In an airlock chamber filling my lungs I hear the Sith have sick anti-gravity bongs When it comes to Ewoks, they get the highest Sittin' back puffin' on Endor's finest Hey, Vader [Darth Vader] What? [JT Machinima] Take it while it's hot, Dad [Darth Vader] That's the best green I've ever had [TEAMHEADKICK] Hoth hydroponic and I wish I had a heater What's taking so long reprogramming those speeders Jump on a Tauntaun, goin' for a ride They smell like bu*thole on the inside Boba Fett, my boy, always down to do dabs Sativa, Indica, every strain that I have Now everyone gets high cause our weed is the bomb Jedi Bong Master (you're the Padawan) [Hook]