Teamheadkick - Deadpool Rap lyrics

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some a** Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your a** is gra**, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop But all these b**hes are primadonas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce (Deadpool) Sexy motherf**a (Deadpool) (Deadpool) Captain Deadpool (Nah, just Deadpool) Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave But I'm still alive Try to k** me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling reckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump clip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that a**, as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put them right in their place Revenge, im gonna give you a taste I'm s**y as hell, but I cover my face I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family j**els to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' a** and taking names Payback time, I'm not playing games These superpowers, are feeling strange I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll get ya Got two swords now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got something to say That's right, I run my mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh Ha ha ha Where ya gonna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool Wanna fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy a** guards, all lookin' to duel So click click BOOM! (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a s**y motherf**a (Sexy motherf**a) (Sexy motherf**a) (Sexy motherf**a) (Sexy motherf**a) DeadPool *** Thanks for correcting these lyrics