Team StarKid - To Be A Man lyrics

Superman: I am a man of justice I am a man of might Batman: I am a man of vengeance I am a man of the night You're such a sycophantic s** up How can you call yourself a man? You say you fight for truth and justice? I say you're working for the man, man! Superman: You line your mask with lead But I can see into your soul I see a scared little boy Batman: (Spoken) Wait, what? Superman: Behind the cape and the cowl Chorus: f** you! Batman: I'm gonna kick your a** Chorus: f** you! Superman: I'm taking you down Chorus: f** you! Superman: You want to be the man You've got to beat the man I'm gonna show you What it means to be a man, man! Batman: I've learned a lot about life Since I got myself a bro Superman: You mean your tiny little sidekick? You guys are so adorable Batman: You're only jealous man Superman: (Spoken) Ah, yeah Batman: It's so obvious, so clear Superman: Me with a sidekick? Come on... Batman: I've got one for you right here! Chorus: f** you! Superman: I'm gonna kick your a** Chorus: f** you! Batman: I'm taking you down Chorus: f** you! Superman: You want to be the man You've got to beat the man I'm gonna show you What it means to be a man, man! All of your toys amuse me The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane But you can't grappling hook me Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw! Batman: You look cool in your tights Superman: (Spoken) Thanks Batman: For an alien dick Superman: (Spoken) What? Batman: I got some kryptonite tonight I'm onto your shtick Superman: (Spoken) f** you! Chorus: f** you! Superman: I'm gonna kick your a** Chorus: f** you! Batman: I'm taking you in Chorus: f** you! Batman: You want to be the man You've got to beat the man I'm gonna show you What it means to be a man, man! Chorus: f** you!