Team StarKid - Me And My Dick lyrics

Joey: I wake up in the morning And it's nothing new Run through my mind for hours Still I just want you You're all I want, you're all I need My love for you Just grows the way you do When I love you I wanna hold you all night long And cuddle 'till we're blue I'll hold you in a tight embrace I know it seems taboo But I have to have you with me now I have to have you quick I love you more than anything My dick! Dick: (Joey:) I like being with you (I like being with you) And you like being with me (You like being with me) Both: We're just the best of friends As anyone can see People say, it's quite unlikely The two of us should stick But I just tell them... hey! It's me and my dick! Joey: (Dick:) We'll stick together (We'll stick together) Fight through thick and thin (Fight through thick and thin) Both: If we stay side by side There's no way we can't win Joey: (Dick:) Any girl that's out there (Any girl that's out there) Any girl at all (Any girl at all) Both: When she gets going with us She's sure to have a ball! Dick: (Spoken) Hey! Watch out with that joke. It's an antique! Both: People say, how do you do it? How can you be so slick? But I just tell them... hey! It's me and my dick! Joey: (Dick:) Yeah, there she is (Oh, I see her) Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes And she's taking off her shirt and her pants (Yeah, keep going!) And we're doing a s**y-time dance! She's running her hands Down my underpants Both: Buddy this is our chance! Sally: (Spoken) Joey! Both: People say, it's quite unlikely The two of us should stick But I just tell them... hey! Joey: (Dick:) It's me and my dick (I like being with you) It's me and my dick (We'll stick together) It's me and my dick Dick: (Spoken) Hey, man... Both: It's me and my dick!