I got myself a hound dog, To be my only friend; She's faithful and she's loyal, She won't run for other men. She don't want much of nothing, No money, j**els or furs; Dry dog food and her master's touch, Is good enough for her. When I am broke and lonesome She senses how I feel; She comes to me and wags her tail To say she loves me still. She don't b**h and argue She always aims to please; She's too smart and grateful To bite the hand that feeds. I got myself a hound dog, To be my only friend; She's faithful and she's loyal, She won't run for other men.