Where, where, where is my goat? I can't find him Everywhere I am reminded I'll do anything to find him What if my goat is drunk at a bar? What if my goat was taken to Mars? What if my goat smuggled illegals? What if my goat was attacked by eagles? What if my goat stopped for a sec? What if my goat never comes back? What if my goat ran away to the circus? What if my goat just left me on purpose? Where, where, where is my goat? I can't find him Everywhere I am reminded I'll do anything to find him I want him back Back Back Oh where, oh where can he be? What if my goat was eaten by a whale? What if my goat was taken to jail? What if my goat went hand gliding? What if my goat went into hiding? Goatees remind me of my goat Big teeth remind me of my goat Goats, remind me of my goat Remind me of my goat, remind me of my goat When I see an old lady, I'm reminded of my goat The way the old lady clears her little granny throat The way old ladies walk and the way old ladies talk Remind me of my goat, yeah, remind me of my goat The smell of goat cheese makes me cry I pray and I pray my little goat didn't die It's not that I'm crazy, I just got the blues You'd be so sad if you lost your goat too Where, where. Where is my goat? I can't find him Everywhere I am reminded I'll do anything to find him I want him back Back Back Oh where, oh where can he be? I'll cross through the desert and over the sea Anything to have my goat next to me I'd take a boat, I'd take a plane Anything to see my goat once again Where, where, where is my goat? I can't find him (I just want to see you again goat) Everywhere I am reminded (I love you man) I'll do anything to find him (You're my best friend) Where, where, where is my goat? I can't find him Everywhere I am reminded I'll do anything to find him I want him To see my goat once again, my goat once again To see my goat once again, my goat once again I want him To see my goat once again, my goat once again To see my goat once again, my goat once again