Taryn Southern - Welcome To Hollywood lyrics

I used to be a stripper with a bunch of other hoes Sweatin for a dollar, livin' in squalor So I moved here with a roomie, started making movies s**in' dick at parties and hanging out with groupies Dreaming of a bigger place, saving for a better face So I post a wanted ad, "looking for a sugar dad" Pretty soon I'm makin' 6 figures a year Got my double D's and I'm hangin' with celebrities Oh oh, oh oh Sayin' mazel tov to goyas, fist bump with my broyas It's a celebration b**hes, l'chaim'n to future riches Thank god this town is kosher, tuchuses on every corner Ain't your average mother f**er, yeah the chicks are like no other... Using my cards to kVetch for some shikksas Schleppin' my sh** to single mixers Drink matzah soup when I feel blue-ish Funny thing is, I ain't even Jewish Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport The temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, with a slight chance of silicone showers. Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood The city of the rich and misunderstood Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease Here in the city of angel sleaze. This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals I'm gnawing at my fingers, ruining my cuticles. Wrote six screenplays but haven't sold one then again this sh** isn't s'posed to be fun. So I'm workin' on my career, while I'm waiting tables 'Cause that's how we do it in City of Angels. On the bright side, I just scored a pot license Said I needed help for my chronic arthritis! Priceless My name is Muhammed and I drive taxi Don't f** me with me or I'll get nasty I came to this city without a bed Just dollar to my name and a turban on my head I sell rug in Pakistan But here they don't like rug, yeah So I drive your drunk a**, smell you pa** gas f** you, f** you You and all your drunk friend, you barf in my cab and then you leave You don't pay me in cash or you don't give me your sheep f** you! Listen to me, you drunk f**! Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood The city of the rich and misunderstood Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease Here in the city of angel sleaze. Two hands in the air for this giant city, Street lights, big dreams, they're all lookin' sh**ty No place in the world that can compare, Just go smell the stench in the air Everybody say yeah, yeah (Yeah) Yeah, yeah (Yeah) Yeah, yeah (Yeah) Yeah Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood The city of the rich and misunderstood Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease Here in the city of angel sleaze. Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood The city of the rich and misunderstood Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease Here in the city of angel sleaze.