It come to earth three years ago from deep in space A brilliant U.F.O.! I could not believe it Refuge! I let it stay with me a while Stupid! Now I wish that he would go Alien, Alien - he's a drunkard Alien, Alien - he ate my food Consumed my chow 'til nothing's left every week Are you happy now? I cannot afford it! Nosey! He snoops around my private stuff p**no! And sold my stack of magazines He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer I can't get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed Leave now! You drive me nuts, don't want you here Oh no! He locked the keys in his spacecraft