[Verse 1] Confidently, I did the thing a woman like me should never do I stepped on a scale and thought "What the hell?" 'Cause, honey, that scale was mighty rude So I've gained a little weight, mama's hair's a little gray And my strength just ain't the same But believe me when I say [Chorus] I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened, they can't take me I'd tear the stripes off any tiger You just call me, and I swear I'm right there and I'm not scared Of lions and tigers and bears [Verse 2] A wolf or a fox, please A big jabberwocky You just gotta knock on your mama's door I'll fight through the fire But if there's a spider, well, honey That's what your friends are for I know sometimes we don't agree But I'm always on your team And if somebody ever get mean If they try to take a swing I'm gon' hit that gangster lean Somebody hold my earrings Let me get that Vaseline 'Cause they gon have to go through me [Chorus] I'd fight the real Loch Ness monster for my baby I'd slay the dragon and I'll drag 'em 'cause I'm crazy I'd scare the stripes off any [?] Call me, and I swear I'm right there and I'm not scared Of lions and tigers and bears