Tell me what you plan to do Tomorrow if it rains again I could come and visit you It's no trouble and I can Tell the truth, I've been bored myself Let me tell you about my day No, I'm not worried about your health You were strictly on my way What a thought! As if I care Tie the knot, I'll kick the chair I'd laugh if you fell down the stairs So how long you been lying there? You know, I almost pa**ed you by But then I saw your neighbor smile Didn't you say she had nice eyes? She hadn't seen you in a while Come to think, it hurt my pride The way she only talked of you Understand, I'm on your side I won't call her if you do It's your call, it's just a thought Mind if I fall on your cot? What's her number anyway? -Fine, that's all you had to say Well, there go my plans for tonight I thought you'd like to watch the game No, no, I'll be quite all right Thanks for asking, just the same