After eight, a rendezvous with Kate She works late, I've had a hard day watching color TV After nine, I plan a tease, then dine Tonight I'll tell her the words she longs to hear Tonight I'll make it clear Kate works each day nine-to-five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilis, and burgers - all kinds! - and tacos to (dig) Kate works each day nine-to-five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilis, and burgers - all kinds! - and tacos too (yeah) After ten, after dessert, my plan Is to dance the latest steps they do at the local palais After twelve, the atmosphere's just swell Kate pulls a credit card and I grab her coat Tomorrow's another busy day Kate works each day nine-to-five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilis, and burgers, and tacos, and French fries (divine) (Eat and feel fine) (My favorite hangout serves extra grow time)??? (So c'mon Kate, don't stay 'til eight) ('Cause you're my date) (Now tell me whattaya got to eat for me, oh Kate) (Don't make me wait) (Not after nine, I says) (You are my appetite, oh K - A - T - E) (You do to me, why girl) (You stuff me and I can't take no more) (Man, five cheeseburgers are too much) (What more, I can't dance) (Katie baby, why don't we make love instead of food) (I'm ten pounds overweight already and I'm growin' a new roll each day) (Kate)