Tabby - Rufus lyrics

[Intro: BIGQUINT] I suppose you'd like to know how Tabby got his name, wouldn't you? Well it all started with a small orange cat named Rufus. Meow. Yeah, you. I don't really f** with cats, but, Rufus, I like you. Most would think little Rufus here was adopted from Tabby's local shelter; you'd be wrong. See, motherf**er, this man went on a long, spiritual journey to find his purpose. And on this path, he became inexplicably drawn to a mysterious cavernous opening–or cave, for you simple motherf**ers. And upon entering, he soon found himself face to face with a giant mystical beast sleeping in his lair. Now you would think he would say to himself, "nah, f** this sh**, I'm out," dip the other direction, but nah, not good old Tabby. See, this dumb motherf**er decided to wake the motherf**er up [Verse 1: Rufus] Slumber disturbed. Perturbed Incessant slurs insert In sections served. Hors d'oeuvres Expensive turds. So burn Incense & myrrh. From murk Insects with words dispersed Exodus verse inferred Pestilence. Perk in fur When pest pinch. Purr to blur My reverence. Turn to scourge And sever worms. Litter Cement with cursed dirt Respect your work? Not worth A second, squirt. So squirm Let leopard curl unstirred Or bed is hearse, you heard? [Hook] Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce [Verse 2: Tabby] Apologies Did not intend offense Just pent up, pardon me Sickened by all of these Misfits' anthologies On disc & spotify Buzz caught I'm swatting flies, just missed They're taunting me Pissed off in poverty Pissed on my dollar jeans Piss drunk. The squalor yield Results for Ponzi Schemes I'll feed apocalypse Sausage and omelettes Before I call it quits Slip monarch gauntlets on fists Since God giving power trips outlets Spark dipped from partnership Betwixt parliament. Honestly Parted to ponder with Mystical monoliths [Verse 3: Rufus] For centuries Command V's been telling me The prowess in their pedigree Scoff when promises Pocket dialing greed presently Yet, exception breathes Monologue rich in remedy One that causing demi Switch in sending thee To swim in Styx. Instead Decree a halt to next emcees Walking jock in palm for blessings Beast stepping down Paws treading as domestic breed Lesson: keep testing self To best your enemy Let's [Hook] Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce [Outro: BIGQUINT] You see, after countless rappers went to Rufus for his blessing, only to later abuse them, he was surprised to find that this one simply desired guidance rather than fame and power. Rufus bestowed upon him the name Tabby, and decided to accompany him on his journey by taking the form of a simple house cat. Believe that sh**? A mystical beat taking the form of a f**in' house cat. But this here was baring the reminder that not all rivals are on the outside; most are from within