Tabby - Nordeast lyrics

[Intro] Hello, you have reached Tabby. Please leave a message at the end of the tone Hey, Tabby, biggest fan! I just wanted to that say your music got me rock hard! [Verse 1] If a tree falls in the forest by no man Does it make a sound only 90's kids will understand? (dang deep) Asterisk, hit the blunt, shift 8, dankest meme Lamest beef brung to me? Gang way, I'm swinging cleaves Capers on my bagel? (gross) Haze plumes from doobie Blowing shapes for YouTube done got you famous? (woah) Dick floating while I write this, epsom soak To rid skin of Simple Simon saliva Whiter than pigeon sh** Sticking to his script. The MacGyver of lyrics; Rhyme a paper clip taped to Bic Dipwads dangled by ankles, drop your two cents "Thank you b**h!" Spark with Mary in mangers, the savior take the greatest hits I buy 'em on vinyl and break 'em to spite God Got him lobbing that lightning, dodge him doing the Dougie Quick bust a nut in the nunnery like Some priests when the youngins weep. Yo Tongue and cheek? Totally Locate Kony and bring him in only one trip with groceries You know it's me [Hook] I'm rad dude. Spit up rhythms like bad food Ya'll compliment fishing with whack hooks Dip lickity-split, do a dab. Ooooh, k** 'em! Midwesterner rap proves a shift in the image of crackers Kick up them signature Vans, Dan Got liquor and greens to attract you I'm rad dude. Spit up rhythms like bad food Ya'll compliment fishing with whack hooks Dip lickity-split, do a dab. Ooooh, k** 'em! Midwesterner rap proves a shift in the image of crackers Kick up them signature Vans, Dan Got liquor and greens to attract you [Verse 2] Six Nordeast before me. Piss-poor peeps performing Mistaken for Pinkman, ya'll pa** as Nick Nolte Gut guppies opposing, exposing components Stiffed, short a few organs: aortas, cajones (your balls) "Lol, heart my haters!" Cool! I remember 6th grade with them bracelets too Ya'll like, "Hello fellow kids! I'm so relatable So hip with hip-hop, hips got stainless tool Nymphs for days, they drool for my crazy j**els!" But I ain't falling for a fake, pay too Close attention to what makes you you One sitting, albums finished? Don't revise the hype, Jack! If pastor used adlibs, that Bible go thrice plat Rivals benign, I'm making doctors break ice bad Keep stroking that ego with weak flows Popeye a** I'm Charlie in jean shorts beating rats. Deep throat me This White Trash! (x4) [Hook] I'm rad dude. Spit up rhythms like bad food Ya'll compliment fishing with whack hooks Dip lickity-split, do a dab. Ooooh, k** 'em! Midwesterner rap proves a shift in the image of crackers Kick up them signature Vans, Dan Got liquor and greens to attract you I'm rad dude. Spit up rhythms like bad food Ya'll compliment fishing with whack hooks Dip lickity-split, do a dab. Ooooh, k** 'em! Midwesterner rap proves a shift in the image of crackers Kick up them signature Vans, Dan Got liquor and greens to attract you