T.J. Miller - SKIT - Chez Davis lyrics

T.J. Waiter? Waiter! Miller Davis Ye-yes sir. T.J. Eh... What've you got there? Davis I uh- we have your dinner ready for you, sir. T.J. Oh, thank you. Lemme ask you a real quick question. Where's Brooklyn at? Davis I-I'm sorry, sir? T.J. I said... Where's Brooklyn at? Davis I believe it's one of the five boroughs of New York City. T.J. Oh yeah? I wanna burrow my head into your chest, what is your name? Davis Uh, my name is Miller, sir. T.J. Eughh, that's my name too. That's everyone's name nowadays. I had a tough Wednesday, Miller. Davis I'm sorry to hear that, sir. T.J. I... I broke up with my one true love. Davis Who was tha- T.J. Tennis! I love tennis. I love watching it I love playing it. I love saying the word Wimbledon. I don't wanna talk about. What's his name, the piano player over there? Davis That's uh- that's Frederick, sir. T.J. Ahhh, Frederick. Hey Frederick! Play one for the lonely hearted... Maybe today, I'll find that special someone Maybe today I won't cry But every moment I'm away from her Is another moment that I slowly die Davis Sir, your food is getting very co- T.J. Just listen! Each of us can Find who they are, and if they're a man Miller, Frederick, I love you... Please give me my muscles and clams Davis Here you go, sir, it's the clam and muscle dish. T.J. I ordered muscles and clams! -