T.J. Miller - Dr. Dougherty lyrics

Dr. Dougherty, y'all. That's my eye surgeon. Dopest eye surgeon in L.A., maybe in the world, y'all. Lasik as hell... Drop the optics, hindsight, it's 20/20 The foresight is worth money, and plenty Dr. Dougherty, surgery, done perfectly Lasik so nice, doctor's in his name twice Gandhi had a vision of a non-violent nation Should've gone to Dougherty for the operation If the decision is for better vision The eye surgeon must operate with precision Trust me, it's not just me you're clearly gonna see Anyone you talk to will say run or walk to (Dr. Dougherty) Sickest surgeon in the country Lasik as sick as hell, better vision guaranteed Dude doesn't just fix vision, he's a visionary He's a missionary on a mission (dare he?) Try to fix the eyes of the ladies and the guys Gla**es are out this year they've been out since July At best your sightlessness will leave you helpless Lest you get help with this mess, not only is he Board certified, he's also well dressed Usually in a tie, (and sometimes in a vest) His optics be sick as Lasik can be Seeing is believing but only if you can see No concept how his perception comes with Over twenty-five years of experience and board certification I give the gift of gab, he gives the gift of sight Lasik all day, we're sick in L.A. all night I give the gift of gab, he gives the gift of sight Lasik all day, we're sick in L.A. all night Paul Dougherty, MD, is an internationally renowned Lasik surgeon Call for your free consultation at 866-987-2020 Yeah, shoutout to Cedar Sinai All my surgeons over there Dr. Sheaving, Dr. Kargodorian, Dr. Stokl, Dr. Toff You know how it is, all the presidents Robot doctor, one time -