T.J. Miller - D.J. Stop 'N' Talk lyrics

D-D-D-D.J. Stop 'N' Talk Playing the beats, stopping them, and then talking D.J. Stop 'N' Talk Carry a medium stick, don't walk so soft D-D-D.J. Stop 'N' Talk, comfortable in crocs Have a small collection of very rare clocks Well, actually, really not that rare But I think it's sort of a cool, quirky thing about me, you know Collecting clocks, huh; fun From ages seven to nine, used to collect rocks Rarely get sick, immune to chicken pox Prefer single malt scotch, always on the rocks Dizzy from spinning all the loogies that he hocks I know that's sort of, like, a gross mental image But it does fit with the "sick" rapper motif You know, like, I'm sick with the cypher And also, I'm sick from this cold, I think it's the flu but I'm not sure I'm just really "achy" kinda sick Beat was too loud when opportunity knocked Grew up, up from middle, hard day in the doc(tor's) Mama kept it pleated, always hard to be discreet It really was hard to be discreet, I mean she did dress me Until I was, like, nine; I mean That's gotta have some sort of effect on you, right, psychologically? Alicia Keys! I sought polos in feminine colours How'd I get the permanent? Hair in rollers Only hit on women if they're pushing strollers Although I prefer strollers with recyclables and trash Rather than babies; because they get Rashes, D.J. Stop 'N' Talk Collectable like PEZ I mean I'm very rare Charitable, but I don't wear a fez I mean that I don't belong to an organization But I'm very generous Heteros**ual, but my best friend's a lez Have a lot of feelings I have to get off my chest She really is my best friend I actually quite enjoy the lesbian scene, surprisingly; you know? It's really low pressure, and she was really there for me Great friend, Megan O. When I had my brain surgery. Her and robot doctor Anyway, this really probably isn't the time or place for this, but uh D.J Stop 'N' Talk, I keep it reeling Occasionally I stop and talk about how I'm feeling D.J Stop 'N' Talk, power house, two-person group Freshest beats, J-Snuggle on the ones and twos [ J-Snuggle] Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, wait, wait, stop. I don't know how many times I've told you this. I'm the producer, I'm not on the ones and twos. You're the DJ. Well, what are the ones and twos? People always ask about them. I-it's the decks, it's the records. Then why don't you just say that? Why would you split it up into two different numbers, the ones and the twos? What-what are you talking about, man? You're not making any sense. Whatever! Ninny-ninny foo-foo, this is how we doo-doo. What are you- what is he doing, is he taking the decks with him? Hey! You left your cellphone and all of your money in the booth. There's loose change all over the floor. D.J. Stop 'N' Talk, pissed off [ Christina Anthony] Hey, D.J. Stop 'N' Talk, I heard you hate that one guy; is that true? Who? That terrible-a** rapper who does the same thing over and over, With similes and talking about what he's like? And who thinks he's a Puerto Rican rapper, huh? Is that who you're talking about? Yeah, what's his name? Uhh, hold on. I-I gotta get my decks set up to answer you. It always sticks, you know? You all right? There's always uh-the lock always sticks. Oh. All right. D-D-D-D.J. Stop 'N' Talk. All right. I'm all set up; what was the question? What's his name?