T.J. Miller - Cloverfield Secrets lyrics

(Cloverfield secrets) (Secrets) Slusho was a delicious Japanese drink One of the most delicious ingredients requires drilling deep into the ocean floor to get it This drilling is what released the monster from the creva**e ...Crevice (Secrets) The thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie was in fact the Tagruato satellite But that incident has nothing to do with the huge monster that attacked New York I mean, it was a satellite built by a mining company No way that'd stay in orbit (Secrets) Here's the thing about the flaming homeless man Setting yourself on fire is no way to party Eating the pizzas I just ordered for us... Now we're partying Yeah, you heard it correctly; we said "I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge" But, the monster was not Voltron as some had speculated It was actually Lion-O from Thundercats! Remember that old show? Hud was so attracted to Marlena that he would have had s** with her... After she exploded I wish I was better friends with Mike Vogel He was on the cover of "Men's Health," people He should know, 'cause he was in the movie You didn't see him much, Cause he was the guy holding the camera Well you all got motion sickness But he really doesn't give a f** In fact that's the way he planned it, Cause he's got a weird thing for vomitting (Cloverfield secrets) x 3 -