T.J. Miller - Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century lyrics

Hey, what's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson If you're doing anything right now, I would stop Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in Some headphones, somebody you love Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably don't have two different jacks I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it So that two people can listen at the same time So you want to go to your local Radioshack Go back to the section marked '1983' and pick up a splitter You and your girl can sit, side by side on the couch as you listen to... The Extended Play EP! T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in If you're playing Twister right now Do not listen to this album and play Twister at the same time 'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore, it's never been a good game If you are currently enjoying something with gravy on it And you're in a G4, or a G5, or whatever new plane they're flying Well then you keep doing what you're doing And that's what we're about to do Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart